PARTLY FACETIOUS: How about giving a Nobel Prize of chemistry to Trump?

“The Nobel Peace Prize Committee met early this year to. .. ” “That is bordering on treason. ” “Excuse me? Mentioning the Nobel Peace Prize. .. ” “You know President Trump develops an immediate antipathy towards any other nominee. ” “Come on, you really don’t agree with President Trump on this matter! I mean did Machado really deserve to win the Nobel Peace Prize? ” “There is that. I tell you selections even if they are the outcome of a democratic process. .. ” “Reminds me of Ayub’s basic democracy. ” “Remind me what that was? ” “Well he selected 80, 000 union councillors to act as the electroral college for the president and assemblies. .. .” “I see so the Nobel Peace Prize Committee members. .. ” “Right. ” “Doable but there is one important difference: the union councillors did not need to prove that they had a backbone. ” “Gotcha so the Nobel Committee wanted to assert a modicum of its dignity and awarded it to someone opposed to Maduro who they thought would be the most acceptable to President Trump. ” “Maybe the committee members can come for some training to this country and. .. ” “Don’t be facetious. ” “’Anyway I have the perfect solution. ” “What if the peace prize is split into two and. .. ” “President Trump doesn’t like to share. ” “Okaay so why not give the peace prize to a third party. .. ” “What third party? ” “Well Norway is supportive of Zelenskyy right so a statement can be made. .. ” “And given that President Trump isn’t too enamoured of Zelenskyy. .. .” “It could be having your cake and eating it too. ” “Hmmmm but how about giving a Nobel Prize of say chemistry to President Trump – he does enjoy good chemistry. .. .. ” “And medicine for our man, I mean there is good juju. .. ” “Shut up. ” Copyright Business Recorder, 2026

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